Free Drink Anyone?
Let me start by saying, "Lesbians LOVE me!" Did I get your attention?
I attended a happy hour Friday night for a co-worker that is moving to Houston. We went to Sue Ellen's, a local lesbian bar. (Yes, my co-worker is gay.) I was more than a little shocked when the bartender began giving me free drinks every time I "bought" a round. Between 14 and 16 free drinks and shots AND she began bringing beers to me at our table too! Woo hoo!! Now I know that if I ever break up with my boy, I will be a hot commodity in the lesbian community. I did better there than I ever have at a straight bar!
It's good to have a back up plan.
Happy Monday!
14 Comments:
OK. Now that REALLY made me laugh!
Nothing like free drinks!!!
:)
lolz mebbe I should join ur bar cos Boys r scarce on this side..hahaha!
Keshi.
Backup plan. Heh. Free drinks anyone? I doubt I'd do as well at the same place.
Work it when you can, girl.
Back injury girl that I work with alot is gay. She is the "butch" partner in her relationship...and one of the dearest friends I have
I'm still on the fence, LOL. I'm considering starting a new support group: Single moms unite, become lesbians with kids!
As flattering as it is to have anyone attracted to me - male or female.... I'm holding out for Kelly Clarkson.
wow. crazy..
Whoa - she just wanted to get you drunk and have her way with you LOL! HA HA HA HA. Nice to know that you are loved :)
That's hilarious!
LMAO crazy me!!! Hey, you got some free drinks. :) Tina
Wow, OHM really hopes that he doesn't have your success with the same gender.
Oh I got your backup plan. :-D
I must be the only woman in the world that lesbians don't like.
Seriously!
Always good to have a plan "B"!
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