I started a new game at work last week and I feel the urge to continue it now. It's called "I Would Rather" and it completely and totally, without reservation, expresses my feelings right now.
posted by Crazy Me @ 8:49 PM
I am the girl that everyone goes to for advice. I love movies and reading is almost an Olympic sport with me! I can cruise through 10 books in a weekend. I love children but don't have any of my own, nor am I sure that I ever want them, although my mother would be happy if I ran off and got pregnant by a convict if that would give her another grandchild! I am divorced, sarcastic, love to sing, and let my boyfriend have Carmen Electra as his free pass ... but I feel pretty sure that I don't have to worry about them meeting anytime soon!! I have a twisted sense of humor and laugh at inappropriate times.
7 Comments:
**I would rather eat live, large, hissing cockroaches than go to work tomorrow
LMAO!
Keshi.
I would rather be frozen in an ice cube and still living than to break either one of their hearts. Either way, letting one of them go is going to break mine.
i'd rather work at some crappy minimum-wage fast food restaraunt than stay home with a crabby and rebellious toddler who's in her "Terrible Twos."
okay, thats not true. i love my daughter and like being a stay-at-home-mom. but she's been driving me a bit nuts lately.
I'd rather walk through hell with gasoline drawers on than deal with my almost teenager sometimes.
I would rather have my fingernails removed from their nail beds one at a time then go to work!
Good God Girl - surely you have that wrong - there is nothing - I repeat NOTHING worse than ugh.. what you said (can't even say that c word LOL)... not even work!!! NOTHING!
I would rather puke till I pass out once a day than have my heart broken by sherbears again.
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