Is it normal for a man in your office to grab a handful of your hair and smell it? No? I didn't think so. Office Perv struck. I think I'm going to shave my head now! Can I use a Daisy disposable for that?
I'd say it may be time to file a grievance. Lodge a complaint. Initiate harassment proceedings. No one should have to put up with that. I break kneecaps with my cane for good causes if you're interested.
LOL...OMG!! he's picking up on the pheremones you were emitting from your last post!!!! Take a scalding hot shower and use steel wool to get the aroma off you and any cooties he may have left on you!!! And next time he touches you ...grab him by the wrist...look at him adoringly..and whisper very sweetly while smiling at him and say..."If you ever touch me again..you will be pulling back a bloody stump....got me??"
I am the girl that everyone goes to for advice. I love movies and reading is almost an Olympic sport with me! I can cruise through 10 books in a weekend. I love children but don't have any of my own, nor am I sure that I ever want them, although my mother would be happy if I ran off and got pregnant by a convict if that would give her another grandchild! I am divorced, sarcastic, love to sing, and let my boyfriend have Carmen Electra as his free pass ... but I feel pretty sure that I don't have to worry about them meeting anytime soon!! I have a twisted sense of humor and laugh at inappropriate times.
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he's in LUUURVE babeh! :)
Keshi.
I'd say it may be time to file a grievance. Lodge a complaint. Initiate harassment proceedings. No one should have to put up with that. I break kneecaps with my cane for good causes if you're interested.
Yuck! I had one tell me "I have a purdy mouth" once. *Shivers
Eeeewww...
Are you sure you didn't get one of those $800 haircuts???
:)
is this the same guy you used to tell about? The tech guy or whoever??
That invading personal space is it not?
Break his hand next time.
LOL...OMG!! he's picking up on the pheremones you were emitting from your last post!!!! Take a scalding hot shower and use steel wool to get the aroma off you and any cooties he may have left on you!!! And next time he touches you ...grab him by the wrist...look at him adoringly..and whisper very sweetly while smiling at him and say..."If you ever touch me again..you will be pulling back a bloody stump....got me??"
OneHung is sure he meant it in the nicest way.
Yuck, I want to shave my own head just hearing about it. Someone in my office just tucked the tag on the back of my shirt in, and I need a shower.
Time to glare and growl "You're in my Personal Space Bubble, buddy!" (Say it like you might invade his own bubble with your fist.)
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