Why Murder Should Be Legal

I don't know why murdering people is considered a crime when, OBVIOUSLY, there are some situations that warrant it!

1. If my mother calls me one more time to remind me that our family celebration is at 7:00 p.m. and not to be late, I will strangle her! I don't know what is up with this woman. I have my own home, I have a steady job, and I have an adult relationship but apparently she thinks that the concept of an arrival time is beyond my capabilities. One more call is all it will take for me to blow up one of her pictures and make my own personal dart board. Just one more time, woman!!!

2. One of my clients informed me that instead of the 15 creative pieces I should be expecting, I will actually be receiving 67 of them. I must have missed the memo granting me super powers and my own cape because there is no way that I can process 67 pieces of artwork before I go on vacation Friday. I will be working until midnight for the next two days to get this done.

3. What the heck happened? Two weeks ago, I paid $1.97 a gallon for gas and now it's back up to $2.17. I really hope that all the EXXON executives and their families, including second cousins and great aunts 4 times removed, enjoy their tropical Christmas vacations that I have paid for this year. Give me a break!!

4. Tech Boy - Yes, it was him at the mall and why oh why did I even ask? I blame you for this, Jamie!! It appears that the cheater has realized that financially she can't make it on her own and wants to get back together. (Of course, she does. Nobody likes to be broke!) Will that relationship ever work again after the piercings, tatoo, hair color changes, and CHEATING? I give it until a month after the holiday and he'll be crying again.

5. I love my boy but if I have to pick up his socks one more time, I will cut his feet off at the ankles so it won't be a problem anymore.

Happy Tuesday!