A Crackhead Christmas

After 2 days of driving over the Christmas holidays, my boy and I were finally back home and heading to my mother's for Christmas dinner. We exited the highway and at the corner a man was standing there with a sign that read, "Homeless ... will work for food." I immediately began making comments about crackheads asking for money and my boy shhhhh'd me because the sunroof was open. I felt kind of bad but we had yummy cookies in the car so I said, "Let's offer him some cookies. We'll see if he's really hungry or just trying to get $$ to score some drugs."

My boy rolled down the window and asked the man if he wanted some cookies. "What?" he asked. "White chocolate, macadamia nut cookies," my boy said.

"No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet."

Yes, the homeless, will work for food guy was doing Atkins. Wow! Totally f*cked up but it did make me laugh.

I hope you had a merry Christmas.

Happy Wednesday!

The Holidays

The holidays suck and I'm ready for them to be over. Who's with me?

Hide the Body?

Is it wrong to be thinking of ways to kill my little brother and hide the body? He is driving me and my boy crazy and I could totally use his bedroom as a gameroom. That sounds more and more appealing every day! I don't remember being such a pain in the *ss when I was 20. Ugh ....


On a happier note, happy birthday to my friend E. If you have a minute, please leave her happy birthday messages on her blog.


Have a great week!