I Didn't Bring Out the AXE!

Loooooong week. Even longer Friday. Things I am proud of today.

1) I didn't jump through the phone and tear off clients' heads when they called to ask whether or not their ads would be running due to Hurricane Rita. This was hard, really hard and a testament to my sweetness and love for my fellow man. LOL!! I have no sweetness.

2) When one of the transplants from our Houston office pulled up her chair and said, "So, now you can entertain me," I didn't strangle her with my telephone cord.

3) When a man cut in front of me at the gas station while waiting to fill up my tank, I didn't just run his *ss over. This was very hard and I had a strong visual going of him plastered to my front bumper. It made me smile. (I told you I have no sweetness!)

4) When I found out the vet bill for The Dude was over $100 just to shave his leg and give him some antibiotics, I didn't drive to the closest convenience store, rob it, and use that money to pay the bill. Keep in mind, I had just filled up my gas tank for $50 and spent another $100 on supplies in case that b*tch Rita knocks out power and water around here. Committing a robbery was very, VERY tempting!

5) And finally, when the above mentioned Houston transplant got into my mini-fridge at work and drank my last Diet Coke, I didn't staple her ear lobes to my desk. Again, this was also a struggle and took every fiber of my being to refrain.

Have a great weekend and for those of you in Rita's path, I wish you well.

Happy Friday!!